Degsy |

Degsy – Writing off to his local MP
about the lack of seats in the park
Location – England
Vital Statistics – 1 sore arse.
Comments - We love Degsy. Had his own shrine, where the rest of us bow to him
(testicles mainly though) . Definitely not a poof (has tits. Do poofs have
tits?) . Doesn`t work in Library anymore, but Librarian in his heart. The man,
who impersonates Crap Spirit – if you are unsure whether something is Crap, ask
Degsy (find him first though!) – he will tell you, and all others will have no
choice but to agree. (Written by G.A)