Wanted |
These are crappers who are currently missing, presumed having a life.
Johann – The former moderator has been missing since the move to our own board. Last seen with a cunning alias. Please don’t be fooled by this disguise he is a Crap Manager.
Lilly – Not a crapper but a faithful pet of Erik. This strange little creature has a bizarre language, which can only be comprehended by a natural linguist or a member of his own species. Highly annoying but can be amusing in times of boredom.
Kinky John – Hasn’t been spotted abusing anybody for a little while now. Is a Derby fan so maybe he’s going to remain in hiding until they become a force to be reckoned with again in the Premiership? If so we’ve probably seen the last of him.
MRH – Our secret weapon has gone missing. Has been spotted posting recently but has yet to return properly.
Solo Bari – Known for posting sensible stuff in The Sidelines. A sort of anti-EWITE.
Sorel – Maybe lurking or could have got fed up with us and is doing something far more productive.
Ewite – We seem to have misplaced Ewite within the past few months. He was usually often spotted in The Sidelines posting nonsense about French footballers. Reports suggest he has been abducted by the French FA and is currently under going rehabilitation.
Mons – Joins Paco with a 2nd appearance as an AWOL crapper. Maybe back to cause havoc with his old topic upping any day now.
Cosmic Trigger – I’m busy ok! (As requested by moddy)
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If you know of the whereabouts of these individuals or have any other AWOL crappers not included here, then please contact me here.