Crap Rules |
The following rules are guidelines only. Things like the bank balance and stadium are really only applicable for teams in the higher lower league divisions. If you’re a very small club with a large stadium, the burden of maintaining this is an extra strain on your funds therefore more of a challenge.
1) Teams
Crap Managers may
only BEGIN managing a team which is recognised as Crap under the rules laid
down below:
No team beginning
in the top division.
No team beginning in English Division 1, Italian Serie B and Spanish Second
Division
Stadium Capacity must be below 15000 (preferably lower) or below the minimum
capacity for getting in the Top division for those leagues that have a limit.
Bank Balance can be no larger then £500k.
Of course there is
always the possibility to change team later...
2) Players
There is no place
in a Crap Managers team for over-rated players, in particular R****e K***e.
(Historic rule)
2.1) If after one year, you see an overrated player for sale, and the player
has collected more than 20 senior league matches, you may buy him, as his
capacity is now known by everyone.
3) Tactics
Tactics will be
carefully thought out by the individual Crap Manager. There is never any excuse
for downloading someone else’s tactic, or giving yours away.
4) Moral behaviour
Cheating is
ABSOLUTELY FORBIDDEN. Activities which are regarded as cheating are listed
below:
(This is not a complete list, just a guide as to what is considered cheating)
Using any kind of
game editor for any purposes.
Signing Bosman transfers for immediate sale.
Managing two teams and pooling the best players.
CTRL+ALT+DEL after a defeat.
Using any of the known bugs in CM to your advantage.
5) Crap Holidays
There’s nothing
known as Crap Holidays, playing with a big team is just not crap. Research or
testing is not an excuse. You are Crap or you’re not and that’s that. Being
crap is a full time job.
Thanks
to Piojoso and BiB for helping to supply the rules.