G.A |

G.A – At work winning another title
Location – USSR
Vital Statistics – 7 Wimbledon Championship wins. 1 paper on BiB.
Comments - A
committed and regular Crapper, G.A. can, more often than not, be found hanging
around on the Information Super Highway. He's been a crapper for a very long
time and until recently, he managed to keep his real identity secret. I say
until recently because recent photographic evidence has proved beyond any
reasonable doubt that G.A. is in fact 7 times Wimbledon Tennis Champion and all round monkey-boy
Pete Sampras. He manages to combine his sporting career with one as a
professional queue-er upper in Rusky land.
One of a small but vocal band of commie poofs, G.A. brings some much needed Ruskie sensibility to the world of
Crap.
(Written by Bav Dav)