G.A

G.A – At work winning another title

 

Location – USSR

 

Vital Statistics – 7 Wimbledon Championship wins. 1 paper on BiB.

 

Comments - A committed and regular Crapper, G.A. can, more often than not, be found hanging around on the Information Super Highway. He's been a crapper for a very long time and until recently, he managed to keep his real identity secret. I say until recently because recent photographic evidence has proved beyond any reasonable doubt that G.A. is in fact 7 times Wimbledon  Tennis Champion and all round monkey-boy Pete Sampras. He manages to combine his sporting career with one as a professional queue-er upper in Rusky land.

One of a small but vocal band of commie poofs, G.A. brings some much  needed Ruskie sensibility to the world of Crap.

 

(Written by Bav Dav)

 

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