Piojoso

Glasses have yet to be introduced to Argentina as yet

 

Location – Argentina

 

Vital Statistics – 25,000 Quilmes.

 

Comments - Pio is the sole representative of South American Crap. A hot-headed Argie youth with an addiction to a piss-weak Argentine Lager by the name of Quilmes, Pio keeps us entertained with his stories of , errrmmm, Quilmes drinking. He is tender about the whole Falklands/Malvinas subject which makes it easy for some of the less sensitive crappers to wind him up.

In many ways a traditionalist, Piojoso is still a vocal supporter of the barbaric practice of burning wrong-doers. Long since frowned upon by the Crap elders in favour of a more "open arms" policy, burning still sets pulses racing down in Buenos Arses!

A point worth noting also is that the Tango, by all accounts, originated from young men dancing with each other in order to impress the ladies and also to keep themselves occupied.

Poofs!

 

(Written by Bav Dav)

 

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